Hi Dan—

I don’t have any inside information, but just as an industry observer (and as someone who attends E3 every year), I can see why companies might ask “why are we spending all this money and competing for attention at the same time as everyone else when we could just hold our own separate livestream and reach the same…

There has to be an alternate universe where the Vita was always focused on unique, ground-up-for-the-platform titles like this, and not the misguided “Console Quality On The Go” thing.

Citizen: “Daredevil I really need your help, these guys threatened to beat up my dad if he doesn’t pay them off by Tuesday?”
Daredevil: “Where was this going to happen?
Citizen: “Somewhere near Jones Woods Park.”
DD: “Wait, Jones Woods, you mean on Staten Island?”
Citizen: “Well, yeah...”
DD: “Get fucked kid, I only deal…

I don’t see Grandia II, Final Fantasy IV, and Secret of Mana here. Your list is officially rejected:

Huh. I just assumed it was in Russia for some reason.

Ranked based on what?

Yeah I got into a pretty good rhythm with it actually. My melee is the best. I punch everything. I punched you just now, in fact.