At least he didn’t say, “This game is almost as good as that Dodge commercial that used Martin Luther King Jr’s Voice to sell pickup trucks!”

I think this offseason could be good not just for Cleveland but also for the upcoming draft class. There should be a number of good veteran QBs looking for jobs that maybe, finally, the rookies can get drafted by some teams with better QBs with time to sit and learn and mature instead of being thrown into the fire. I…

Is this a serious question? This has a top tier contract with the Jets and a broken leg in the preseason written all over it.

this is me whenever anyone beats the pats in the playoffs

Michaels and Collinsworth sounded like their dog died when that final play ended up incomplete. Hell Collinsworth is probably still finding a way to turn that touchdown into an incomplete pass.

May the Foles be with you

I’ve been to 22 MLB ballparks*, dragging my wife along to 14 so far, and Miller surprised us by definitely being one of our favorite overall experiences. It’s not stunningly beautiful like everyone’s holy trinity of SF, Pittsburgh, and Baltimore, but the sightlines, the concourses, the food, the beers, the…

get a 20 game plan. I’ve never had a bad experience at that park and I’m a Cubs fan who lives just outside Milwaukee.

I live about an hour from that park. It’s unreasonably nice and super affordable.

It ain’t no County Stadium.

It’s a nice park. I just moved within walking distance and it’s really tempting to get a season ticket package

It depends. If the roof is open, it’s nice. If the roof is closed, it’s dark and gas stagnant air. The best part is the tailgating scene around the park.

Cheney weighs in: “We prefer to call it ‘enhanced training techniques’, rather than assault. John Yoo is writing a memo, and Alberto Gonzales will deliver it to the Principal. We argue waterboarding does not rise to the level of criminal conduct on the legal grounds of Boys Will Be Boys, and also Locker Room…

I remember planning the number of tardies I could get in PE without a note home or letter grade drop. Also how many times I could not shower or turn in my towel. 3 young predators plus a coach. What is it with pissing on girly athletes like me in high school?

The press has treated them absolutely unfairly. You also had some very fine people on both sides.

god damn Wyoming. Hope this young man can recover from this. Come down to some civilization down here in Denver the first moment you become an adult.

They’re not liberal... but you keep buying that bullshit. Unless of course you feel that saying “people should be treated good” is just a liberal concept and you want to fight that.

remove those quotation marks, pilgrim.

Etymologically "barbecue" comes from the Caribbean Taino/Timucua word for "sacred fire pit" and refers to wooden structure on which meat is grilled. So, from its origin and variety of international usages, "barbecue" may or may not involve wood smoke. It's not the knowing of such things that makes us assholes; it's…