Your fundamental lack of understanding the difference between a platform and an interface is disappointing, given the state of maturity of smart home technology and the ready availability of research materials from which you could have drawn.

Moving to Greenland to find my people.

Hotels are the reason that, whenever possible, we rent homes on vacation instead of staying in hotels. It may be surprising to some but you can actually get an entire house to yourself for the same price as a luxury hotel and you can even sometimes get your own pool/hot tub, etc. My wife and I will be staying in a 7…

I would just get a generic Android stick. The one I have can be powered by a USB port. Couple that with a Flash drive, and instant movie player... without the need for other hardware.

Seriously, who wants to sit in a hotel and watch Netflix or Amazon Prime? Are people that addicted to TV? Since you are away from home, use that time to explore the area you are in. You can watch TV at home.