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Pride of Wallingford
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Just hook this gif directly to my veins.

People voting against Walker and Martinez are both using stupid ass arguments.

I still can’t get over the people who use the whole DH argument. IT IS A REAL POSITION. I swear to you it is. It’s in the MLB rulebook and everything. We’ve now started electing guys who literally played a fake position that contribute less to their teams success as a whole. There are so many shitty defenders in

To claim that this makes sense because the mere idea of defense is too important is to claim that a poor defender who actively hurt his team in the field is inherently more valuable than any equivalent player who helped his team by not having the chance to doing so.

I have been in and participated in a casino exactly once. Since I didn’t really know what to do, I just started off with putting $1 in a penny slot machine. After fifteen pulls, I could not lose the remaining 85 cents fast enough. I was bored out of my skull. I would get close and then win 10 cents and grow angrier.

I feel like soccer and basketball are the only sports that allow for full-kit wanker fans

When my wife is like, “It’s hot,” and then I’m like, “YOU’RE hot,” you should see the simultaneous mix of surprise and agitation on her face.

1. Cut all the brownies and place them on a plate.

Let’s just breakdown what we’re working with here.

Instead of boycotting the Super Bowl or doing something else with my time, I am going to go to a friend’s viewing party and then leave in a huff when they don’t stand in their living room for the national anthem. That way it’ll be for the troops. I’m also going to tweet about it using a slightly-darkened old photo and

The badge is fine, but the placement sucks:

Here’s a side view of my E9. Note C-pillar badges.

Given that you wrote this just today and it happened yesterday, you could at least have looked up the ref’s name (Tony Chapron) and the player’s name (Diego Carlos)... He’s also already been banned and the player’s second yellow card has been removed.

Jesus Christ, Pigsqueel, there are some things you just don’t talk about in public!

He was the grandaddy of them all.

*raises hand*

Hand down, the best football announcer ever.

I was about to write “nu uh! It’s in Fremont!” but then I looked on a map and the street it is on is literally the dividing line between the two hoods.

I just thought you should know.