What is the best case Ontario?

I mean honestly though, why does it have an image and not the word oil?

“Russian Hooker” right?

I submit to you, that since Mini is made by BMW, and BMW’s don’t have turn signals/blinkers, that Mini’s therefore do not need blinker fluid.

Make sure it’s engine oil you’re adding.

Fat joke?

But did you know hear that tennis player you hadn’t heard of until a few days ago lost? And that cyclist you still don’t know the name of got disqualified?

Imagine carrying a child in your womb for 9 months, stretching your stomach to the absolute limit, being filled with all kinds of mind-bending hormones, then experiencing the agony of childbirth, with all the blood, tearing, and permanent body-altering trauma associated with it, and deciding to name it fucking Blaze.

He did a particularly excellent job of selecting the game’s best names in a beautiful act of public service today:

Handsome Monica is what they called my high school prom date.

Stop this bad habit. Finish the food before you serve it to them. This is how they will come to appreciate good, well finished food.

Yeah, this is very important. In fact, it’s the reason most pasta recipes call for al dente pasta: Because it’ll cook a little more when you finish it in the sauce, and you don’t want it to become soggy and gross.

If we are talking pasta - most people need to learn to finish the pasta in the sauce (post boil) in pan - because so many people dont do this. It looks better and tastes way better. Can always sprinkle herbs after, but this is more important.

Probably like a flaccid piece of jerky from all the chafing, blood loss, and nerve compression.

Those guys are mean, between the two of them, there’s at least one dick.

Also drives a car powered by his own sense of self-satisfaction.

I’ve always found it a bit amusing that in American football, you only have to try to get the ball over the line to score a touchdown, whereas in rugby you literally have to touch it down to score a try.

“Why do I need giant cards for that? I can spot a ‘Q.’ Look, there’s one there, there and there.”
“Gronk, that was a ‘g,’ an ampersand and a picture of two dogs fucking.”
“NICE!!!”

Roasts are like major surgery. Even in the hands of a professional it’s going to be a little uncomfortable. But in the hands of an amateur, there’s a good chance you might bleed out before it’s over.

I've always preferred these two: