All the fucks.

King Felix throwing his perfect game is the first and only time I have shed legitimate tears because of sports. There have been other highs, and championships for other Seattle teams, but sitting in my car that August afternoon, pulling over under the shade of a tree two blocks from my office because I was choking…

The worst car color is yellow, full stop, followed closely by orange. Anyone who drives a bright yellow or orange car is suspect.

As for movie siblings, I’ve always been partial to the Maclean brothers in A River Runs Through It. The novel made me think a lot about my own relationship with my (slightly crazy) younger…

Bird feeders are wonderful, I keep several different types for different birds. Some prefer the seed feeder, the finches like the sunflower seed feeder, others prefer the suet block. That said, there is a special room in hell for those fluffy tailed rat bastard squirrels. Have you ever had them find their way into…

It’s a point of pride to be given a particular number at some soccer clubs. The list of great 9's or 10's who have come before you can be pretty amazing.

Too soon.

How are the blind bagged toys any different from baseball cards? You shell out a few bucks, you get a thing, if you get a duplicate you trade it to your friends for the thing they have double of that you want.

I don’t know you but I hate you so much for that.

I actively avoid this shit. I’m a stay at home dad to a 7yo boy and a 3yo girl, and when we are in public I expect them to act like civilized human beings. We avoid “kid friendly” restaurants, because they tend to be an excuse for parents to ignore their kids behavior. We just go to normal restaurants and our kids are…

Um... Houston Dynamo?

I mean... Mexican immigrants live here, too.

Yes, it is an unfounded stereotype. I’ve probably eaten 100's of tacos from my neighborhood truck over the years and never had stomach trouble.

Have you ever had a taco truck taco? Because your assumption is false.

The replies!!! WHY DID I LOOK AT THE REPLIES???

No one can leave well enough alone anymore.

More like performance enhancing smug, amirite?

Wood paneling or GTFO.

Funny, I bow to the altar of hue.

My dad had a pickup with a camper shell when I was a kid 30 years ago... we didn’t call it “overlanding” though. It was just camping.

I laughed an inordinate amount at this.