Original 1996 Saturn owner here with 250,000+ miles. Mine does not burn oil. I’m sure my break-in procedure had something to do with it. People did not realize this at the time, but they are meant to be fully raged on since mile 0.

The early OnStar system used smoke signals, you will see it used in a lot of older cars.

Not to mention the legendary Saturn structural rigidity. I’ve seen Muscle Beach ‘roid-bros that flex less.

Haha, I was thinking that too. Owned an S-series that burned enough to have a noticeable drop in oil level, but never enough to show through the tailpipe. Now I’m regretting that I didn’t send it out like this.

Obviously the Saleen Ford Windstar

His poutine must have fallen on the floor.

Not everyone’s a good TypeR.

Shut up Mike

It may or may not have been filmed in February/March, and I may or may not have tried to bury it because I hate how dumb I sound in this video, and our newest video producer Adam Milt, may or may have done such a bang-up job with it that Patrick felt it was good enough to publish, and I may or may not have refused to…

Guys, when was this filmed? There is snow on the ground? lol Love you all by the way!

Andrew, this is the greatest photo ever added to Jalopnik:

This never gets old......

Stay sexy in your Pontiac Firebird.

Spork.

900,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Km/h

Honestly Mike and I (and our leaders at GMG) have made a concerted effort to find new and different voices for the site over the last year, including more women. The best journalism is produced by a diverse staff with widely varying experiences. If we all look the same and sound the same, things get boring really…

Can we has more rally coverage pls?