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Or I could hold out for the Impreza ute kit.

I want to name mine Battlecar Galactica.

Whiskey Tango Foxtrots?

I’m no exception - I’m seriously considering lifting my Jetta after I ute it and throwing some all-terrain tires on it, FWD be damned.

Hey, a similar treatment worked for the Mustang at one point.

I toured Kennedy Space Center as a kid. Among other stops, the tour bus drove us out onto the Space Shuttle runway, then let us out to walk around a bit. This was before any Shuttle had ever actually landed there, it was so long ago. You literally can’t see one end of the runway from the other due to the curvature of…

Starred for the D&D reference.

Yes!!! Exactly!!! Hmm, maybe I should revisit this idea for our Jetta Smyth Ute project...

I wonder what lovely lady $kaycog would give $kaycog as an award...

Yes, exactly!

Blacked out tail lights. It was a trend in the 90s. I didn’t even use spray tint. That shit was too expensive. No, I just used a light coat of ordinary gloss black spray paint. I didn’t care that it seriously reduced the visibility of my brake lights, or my car in general at night.

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This is the ultimate “ran when parked.”

Yeah, but in the movies you can throw a rod and still do this.

He probably had to make a quick stop at Dunkie’s, or maybe the packie.

Oh yes, it’s definitely a 924. Stef has a 944. My only point was that Kristin used a Porsche picture to lead an article about terrible cars to annoy Stef. :)

Ugh indeed! I like you, and I like 944s, but I’m afraid that story definitely belongs on the list.

You used that Porsche picture just to rile up Stef, didn’t you?

When I want my dirt fix, I go to a rallycross, or work a stage rally or RallySprint. I thought Monster Jam was stupid - not real racing, like what I did.