The term “clickbait” gets thrown around a lot on Kinja, but this article legitimately is clickbait.  It’s trying to generate mild outrage but utterly fails to do so, let alone explore anything substantial.

I’m at 60, discovered tons of crap, but have only bothered to take down the first two mains. I’m having too much fun just exploring and discovering all the weird shit!

Can we settle on a style guide standard whereby we never call these stupid influencers by their handles after the initial introduction? Writing an entire article about the beef between “Ice Poseidon” and “Coffeezilla” and continuing to use those absurd names throughout, just proves that we’re truly in the dumbest…

Finally, the Pandemic is over

Hot take: Left Center Right isn’t a game. There’s no player agency, strategy, or decision-making. It’s basically a group RNG simulator.

Hot take: Left Center Right isn’t a game. There’s no player agency, strategy, or decision-making. It’s basically a…

Technically correct is the best kind of correct.

Please, how could Elden Ring compare with Kirby: Forgotten Whatever or Slime Ranchers 2

I find your lack of Elden Ring disturbing...

that doesn’t make sense at all.

If you don’t pay the 25k you cereal is still going to be on the same shelf as any other cereal box. paying 25k would garanteed that the store put your cereal at the front of the store in a very nice display saying “hey come try our new cereal!”.

not paying doesn’t make it that you can’t…

Welcome to America in 2019, where Arians claim to be helping a Gay but really just want to set them further back.

What idiot called it Jalen wanting to leave the Jaguars and not Ramsey Boltin’?

“I think, as a Canadian, we would just never ever think about doing something like that”

Ah, well. This article’s headline is certainly some type of prescient.

This wasn’t no robbery.

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

*Rex Ryans bursts in, wheezing*
Heard the...headline...need to...hear more.

Arena security should solicit assistance from the Baha Men.

This whole ‘not answering his phone’ thing has to be made up. So what if the GM doesn’t answer his phone, there is an Assistant GM and lots of other front office folks he could have spoken with. Did they also not answer their phones? Were they not available too? It’s not like Magic Johnson made Demps’ aides disappear.

Okay, Yanna.