My ex had never been to a baseball game and wasn’t really into it, but I love baseball, so I was like “let’s go to a game! you’ll love it! It’s not boring or stupid!”

I don’t watch much football and I don’t really know much about it but I’ve watched that video of Cam hitting the dab in the other dude’s face like 100 times.

Ah yes. Russell Wilson. The perfect black man for the white fan.

When was the last time that dude scored a touchdown? Or smiled

Or his team sucks this year and he can’t get in the endzone to celebrate

I just love this team. No one predicted they’d be 8-1 at this point of the season! You know what they say: That’s why they play the games!

The completion percentage argument people make against Cam is driving me up the wall. Anyone who cites completion percentage without also citing pass attempts, yards per attempts, drops by receivers, etc, is a fucking moron. Cam has the worst receiving corps in the league, so yes, his completion percentage isn’t the…

There’s not actually a joke. That’s all there is to it. You just say the Panthers have a loss even though they don’t and it’s supposed to be funny for some reason.

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