SO any tv show has an average loudness. If you are watching something like fringe, with big explosions and then quiet parts, that average is quite a bit louder than the quiet parts, so if you go from a quiet part to a commercial the ENTIRE COMMERCIAL is at the average level. law:ineffective

When it's this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hetty_Green

I took a mic head and drilled a hole through both, then bolted it on. Never moves.

Canon: txi series. The tX series is ok, and I have seen amazing Nikon pictures, but to do everything, and the amazing balance of cost and ability, it has to be the tXi series. I went from a t2i to a t4i and never looked back. PICTURES! BITCHES!

best boom pole ever: http://www.amazon.com/Mr-3212-Pro-Pole-Extension—12-Feet/dp/B00004YUPO/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1360363570&sr=8-1&keywords=paint+pole

Cool! let's skin people too!

So...They would be octopus zombies?

What if it was a rape zombie? Like instead of zombie being spread through bite, it was spread through penetration. A pregnant proposition.

What if they get you wrong way round? instead of rape, they'd be eating your twig and berries (or pie).

Alien..the first one. Aliens was too much of a shoot-em-up.

It was either this or "I can't believe sara made $4600 in a week! just like the other commenters said... bit.ly"

a dc8? were they thetans?

surprisingly, watch Bunheads. The writing is quick and fast, the plots are interesting enough to keep me coming back, and it has the weirdness to finish a show with a full five minute ballet number to "instanbul, not constantinople" by they might be giants.

"could can" #corrections Although I think i do have a could can around here somewhere, it's for gonna and wills.

Starship troopers, by heinlein. The book, not the movie. Even to crashing dropships on planets during war.

OK, so don't trust the b pulled in 1.75 million viewers for a normal show, Girls pulled in 866 thousand for a premiere of its second season. Why is Girls anything to anyone? I don't personally like either show, but the numbers should push the B into value and Girls into obscurity. (maybe noone should ever mention…

One of their aunts made $4,786.00 Making these at home! I couldn't believe it either!

The best talent is knowing someone, or, like Lena Dunham, being related to someone. (Golden Globe? Why?)

I held back from "Your mom" so the entirety of the statement is factually accurate. There is another joke hidden in this comment.

Please define and diagram. "Sucking ass" is not always a negative. Some moms enjoy it very much.