What you have to do is kill Oryx on hard mode, which unlocks the hidden 11th chest in the Vault of Glass. Use the item from the chest to kill Crota solo (normal mode obviously) on a Thursday. Take the exotic item from killing Crota to the Speaker so he can evaluate it. This must be done on Sunday. Take the item to Xur…

You’re right - if it isn’t movie quality they shouldn’t bother. In fact, fuck them for even trying.

Mr. Worldwide! Dale! Best Pitbull cosplay I’ve ever seen.

Space lesbians, excuse you.

Wanted levels that yield consequences? Underground cave networks? Vast weaponry that can be customized? Endless terrain that can be traversed on foot for weeks? Countless unexplored species? All this on top of space combat and exploration? I will be lost in this game forever.

Look, I know I’m not your usual Destiny player. I wander around, take in the sights, fight when I’m in the mood, do the quests, get the bounties, and have fun.

Also my girlfriend mainly likes to make that joke because Geralt is super pale. Was not really trying to start the whole race discussion because it is hardly one to be broached with a throwaway line. I included the joke because my girlfriend says it all the time and it makes me laugh. I prooooobably should’ve thought…

This is one of those few times where the glitch should stay because it is hilarious.