Ok fine, you’re cynical.

not registering his car.

Are you still mad because they’re remaking The Princess Bride?

Call me old-fashioned, but I get more excited about tackles, pass receptions, blocked field goals... you know, football stuff. Maybe we could turn football into a judged sport, like figure skating or gymnastics, where players don’t get points for getting into the end zone, but for how much STYLE they show after…

This dinosaur is somewhat capable of navigating obstacles tho...