You’re wrong on the pump on the side of the car thing. The superstore gas stations are explicitly set up to pump on either side to reduce wait times.

The EQS weighs like 6,000 lbs; Hellcat is 4,400...

The EQS weighs like 2,500 lbs more than the model 3. Plus, it probably has 22" wheels on it ultra-low profile tires. Just really bad configuration. 

Seems pretty clear that they need to use smaller wheels and tires with more sidewall. Also makes the car lighter. 

So literally the gauges on any 90s economy car

That is rad

I was gonna say the old Corvette gauges from the original Test Drive game lol

Those look so shitty for a supercar though. 

The EX-30 is way smaller! That’s a sub-compact, this is mid-size. Going to be a much nicer interior too.

He kinda cherry picked the worst ones - on Hertz’s website they have many with far fewer miles. Though, to be honest, they are all base models and their stock quickly jumps to the like 45k miles in 2 years category. 

Good luck getting into an AWD 3 series for $45k

Mozz sticks definitely qualify, though they are fringe. Buffalo wings, potato skins, burgers, ribs, their steaks are ok, so is their shrimp, generally (or it used to be - haven’t been there in so long). I’d say the new-fangled quasi-trendy stuff they’ve put on the menu is all going to be bad. 

Man your white-haired uncle ain’t gonna lend you his $4 billion Ferrari that he keeps in his country place that no one knows about

I’m not here to defend Fridays, but you gotta order the right stuff there.

You beat me to it!

Not the first time a car journalist has gotten stuck in Virginia. Least this time it wasn’t in the hoosegow.

Around me they all drive super slow, inattentively, and all over the road. It’s weird.

Every time I get stuck behind a Tesla, I’m baffled by what the person in front of me is doing. I call it “abstract driving.”

Loss remediation has become a serious racket in major cities. The Feds need to step in with some RICO

The deluxe QPC sounds good on paper but the reality is terribly salty.