It definitely does

Every single time I’ve ever eaten one of these as an adult, I’ve been disappointed. The McRib is terrible. 

Every mainstream review for this has been mediocre. 

Don’t forget the iconic villain The Puffin

This is more like “A Guide to Asian Hot Sauces Written by a Beginner”

Nah, it’s Vietnamese. Thai Sriracha is a bit different.

This is a fun read

What? What official recommendation says you should eat 1 serving of meat a week???

That doesn’t mean anything. You’re 22. You wouldn’t see long-term effects on your health, positive or negative, until much later in life. 

I used to go there with my wife to get drinks as a goof if we were going to a play near Times Square. Holy moly that place was garish. Also, if you Ed Hardy-ize American iconography, it looks like uncanny valley Nazi iconography.

Oh no, that place closed at least a year ago

Boss has a time and a place, but it’s a mystery as to when and where. Boss is the ephemeral light in the darkness. Boss. The freshmaker. 

Your Twins also play in the worst division in baseball by a long shot. .459 winning percentage 40 points off the next worst division, the AL East at .499. 

Hey, Tampa’s actually 4-3 against Houston this year, so there’s that. Oakland’s a not-too-shabby 8-11...

What? No, this is all wrong. 

I’m sorry, I’m not buying this. It seems like if anything, your pan was just cooler that what you’d normally sear a steak with. The animal fat on the steak is what generates most of the smoke - notice there’s barely any smoke coming off the a pan of hot oil before you put meat on it.

Yeah I’m with you, there’s nothing behind this idea.

Lol what a schmuck!

I’ve thought this Sideshow Mel motherfucker was full of shit for years.

Who gives a fuck about a goddamn Grammy?!