Seriously though, why is Jed Lowrie still injured?! 

Man, there’s nothing healthy about a fried chicken sandwich.

When retail spending starts to drop, they’ll send us all $400 checks like they did in ‘07

I bet it’s the Steelers’ ownership trying to spite AB. The Rooneys are the most influential owners, and Goodell is just a rubber stamp for them.

Fuck you 

After 3 months both of our cars were sold. It was so awful having a car.

Yellow cabs are much better than Lyft and Uber in Manhattan. I’m not sure where in Jersey you live, but yeah, it can definitely be a pain in the ass to get to the PATH or the buses. I lived in Weehawken on the last stop before the Lincoln Tunnel, so that was functionally the same as driving a car. The subway beats…

Lol, I’m not going to say you’re wrong. But my wife and I both work here, and on top of that, she’s also going to school in her free time in Manhattan, and on top of that, we have a newborn, so, to us, the price and stuff was worth getting rid of constantly commuting.

I live in Manhattan and you are a fucking idiot.

Fuck Callaway. 

Watching that game, I was mystified by the decision. Upon hearing that he’d pull a guy throwing a 2 hitter before the 7th inning with just 79 pitches thrown 100 times out of 100, I’m beyond frustrated.

Sounds like you bought Christine

This recipe sounds like some bullshit from the Pioneer Woman. “I love to serve ranch cacio e pepe to my family after the pretend to get back from a two month long cattle drive. They really love it with my flame broiled nacho cheesier dorito lobster thermador.

I don’t think it was extremely cost-prohibitive. I think it was a few hundred bucks per car.

A couple tricks for a really great bloody mary:

Lol why would it be bloodys mary?

I hate the trend of every bar putting agave in their margaritas now. It doesn’t need it! 

Carruthers by a hair. But yeah, how did nobody pick a Manhattan or a Negroni? You got fuckin Hot Toddies and Mimosas and shit in there. 

The answer is no. Savory popsicles do not work.

Eh. Good restaurants in Japan don’t really do that. I would say that you’re less likely to stumble I somewhere truly awful though