I voted nice price, but it’s Schrodinger’s nice price. Ideally, this thing would be like $3k, because of how expensive it’s gonna be to get it into some kind of working order and maintain.

Nah that’s shrimp cocktail. Peel and eat are typically sautéed in shell, head-on for New Orleans style and doused in a hot, salty, acidic seasoning. They are served with the shell, and sometimes head on. You cannot devein them. But your dickish tone is appreciated.

C7 is my second least favorite. I’ve thought that about the C3 for like 25 years though. I think I was drawing a picture of it as a teenager and I suddenly realized that I was drawing a dick. That’s when it hit me. 

No, I mean they are simple, well-executed lines. It’s just an honest shape. The C3 is cartoonish trash. It just looks like excess. 

Duh, I meant the C3s were garish..

Yeah, that’s what I meant

Watching the Jets is perpetually looking at what your quarterback just did and having the thought “Tom Brady wouldn’t have done that” involuntarily penetrate your consciousness.

C4 was a nice, restrained design that actually brought performance back to the car. The c4s are garish, bloated, 70s penismobiles. They look like a 15 year-old designed them.

I don’t think Tom Friedman’s a billionaire. His wife is an heiress to a fortune that is mostly gone now. 

The C3 is my least favorite.

Eh, it’s really only important for large shrimp. If you do like southern-style peel and eat, those aren’t de-veined. For smaller shrimp, it’s just visual. 

Dexis are no joke lol

Yeah that’s the platonic ideal of PBR - $3 tallboys at a dive bar. In any other setting, they’re kind of shitty.

I can’t even find Schlitz anymore. Not that I want to. 

I think they’re really just going for “wide national distribution.” 

Eh, it’s more like just what they call a sandwich in Japan. 

Tough choice between John and Kate, both have good choices and abominable choices. The highs of Kates are higher than the heights of John’s list. I find Blue Moon to be an utterly repugnant beer, and Miller High Life is crap too. Steigl Radler as a supermarket beer is questionable (or even a beer). PBR is just really…

Nah. No matter what people say, the real reason is that they want a BMW and don’t have one. Lots of people in lots of cars drive like assholes. I drove like an asshole back then, but in my defense, I was in my 20s, and I was always late.

I used to drive a 6 speed 328i through DC pretty often, and it was oddly fun to drive it like a madman through the city itself. Probably wouldn’t drive like that today, 10 years later...

When you go flying through the windshield you will have been Far Beyond Driven.