Yeah, but Barrett’s shooting numbers were better in college than Tatum’s, his defense was better, he was a better rebounder, had twice as many assists per game, has a better handle, and had a higher college PER. R.J. Barrett is also the only college freshman to ever average 22 points, 7 rebounds and 4 assists over a…

Yeah, in a vacuum, right now, that’s true, but I think Barrett has a higher ceiling than Tatum, and he’s controllable for two more years. You could develop both of those guys at the same time, then sign two max free agents in 5 years while using their Bird rights to retain both Williamson and Barrett. 

Yeah, top billing was a poor choice of words. I guess it’s a noodle dish, but it doesn’t sit right with me. It feels like a cheat. 

You’re both misunderstanding what I’m saying. I’m saying the #3 plus the Knicks’ additional draft assets (Dallas picks and their own picks), plus the young, controllable guys they have are better than Tatum plus the Celtics’ draft assets.

Huh? I’m saying Tatum isn’t comparable to Davis. I’m including Williamson exactly because they’re already going to have him. If they take the #3 from the Knicks they can put together Duke’s front court from last year, is my point, which is better than Tatum and random backend draft flotsam

Eh, it’s got pasta or noodles or whatever, but I think that’s like calling pizza a bread dish. To me, the noodles have to be like close to top billing. I feel like you could leave the noodles out and still have a delicious (if not quite toothsome) lasagna, just as you could make a cauliflower pizza.

I disagree that this is the best trade package:

as a peach

No. Saying chicken parmigiana is a pasta dish is like saying a strip steak is a potato dish.

Car 1: LOOK MA! MY DICK WORKS!
Car 2: Eurotrash

I meant Chuka Soba, not Abura Soba (which is also good).

Chicken parm isn’t a fucking pasta dish

I think I could win this while picking all stuff not picked:

All of those look horrendous

The only one I like is the bug - all of the others look tasteless

Stripes are for people under 30 or over 60.

Tecate??? That can looks like something the Nazis came up with! That Hamm’s can is pretty sweet, though. Classic Miller Lite is great, and so is Heineken’s style. 

I guess it’s too much to ask for Hershey’s to use the poop emoji, right?

Insulting to whom? Did you write the show?

It was possible. The showrunners chose not to, probably so they could work on other projects. HBO was down to keep this thing going forever.