Why do people keep comparing this to Roller Coaster Tycoon and mentioning other Tycoon games to keep that thought process going? The only similarity is there are Roller Coasters. There is no "Tycoon".

lol wut. How would Scott program a full realized AI of that nature and detail?

At least he knew where to aim...

For those that don't want to read the synopsis, here's my version. Stuff happens. Then Leon proves he's a bad enough dude to rescue the President's daughter. The end.

I preffer being Trilled.

I proposed to my then girlfriend after we'd been dating a couple of months. She said 'no'. We broke up 18 years later.

This is some 10th level weeb waifu shit.

To think, you could have the Pinky Pie Vibrator you always dreamed of Fahey.

He could, and I'm sure he could represent himself, but time costs money, and he really does not have a leg to stand on. He would lose, guaranteed - not merely because Zenimax has lawyers and money on their side, but also because a) Zenimax does have the trademark, b) other games in the series are not FPSes like F3…

He'd kick you out after two. Tops.

Why does he have on the Warrior chestplate from the Dragonsoul raid though? WHY??

It's my fantasy role-playing experience and if I say they're squishy then they're squishy, K?

Gears of War Trilogy would be an instant-buy for me.

Give me a new Bloody Roar

I'd like to see Mass Effect 1 remastered - but only if they revamp in game UI, itemization and inventory management.

I saw Insane Masturbatory Rampage open for Slayer in '92.

THAT'S MY PURSE I DON'T KNOW YOU

No. You can decide to not get both versions and live without Mewto. It's quite simple :p

This is a striking image. I remember it for the marketing surrounding this Devil May Cry.

Unrelated: DmC was great.

Billysan be damned.