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....why? Dont kids "grow up so fast"? Can it be taken apart for when throw up, cheerios and other things get lodged in it and start smelling? Though by looking at that kid they should've just got him some batman shoes because that kid can WALK. And they better have a truck or one of the super foldy SUVs because that

I WISH they did it with Harry Potter, considering they left out whole characters and important plots in the movies. Re-read the books after the movies and was like DEAR GOD they didnt touch on like 70 percent of the books. Which is why the last 2 movies were awesome, because they actually had time to expand on stuff,

"Its inferior sequel"

THANK YOU. I thought I was really old or really young! Like.... is that what the kids are calling it these days?! Phew...

Thats one of the things *as a straight man* I've always wondered about. Thank you. Seriously not being an ass or anything, its one of those "....how...does that work?" questions.

You're not alone, I actually stayed away from DAI as much as possible. The only ones I can remember offhand knowing about were Varric, Cassandra, Vivienne *only cuz of maleficent*, and The Iron Bull, because THE IRON BULL. Everyone else was a surprise and as I kept getting people for the inner circle I was like DAMN

I was disappointed I got the limited edition in the first place, should've spent the extra money and gotten the badass chest collectors edition.

Cassandra was better, right as you finish your sex the achievement pops.

She doesnt like dicks or mages, *Wah Wah*

It honestly doesnt matter what you choose weapon wise in the beginning because you can respec to the opposite in the class at anytime... 2h/SnB and BnA/2D and mage doesnt matter.

Oh Vivi is cute I think I'll try her, she's a mage, i'm a mage. Oh seems like she's a mistress to a duke, guess I'm not getting that, OH a harley quinn like girl with a cockney-ish accent, thats the ticket innit? *finds out shes the first lesbian only option in the series* (FLIPS TABLE)

They're either a parent of, or part of this new generation of kids who all get "Participation trophies" when they play soccer or other pee wee games. "You're all winners so no one feels bad or feels the need to better themselves."

MH, DD vet here, The Knight Enchanter class *as seen in this video* is a mage prestige class. It basically turns a glass cannon class into a friggin Jedi with a magic lightsaber and shields that never go away if you're smart. The dragon is meant to be fought with a party, it tailswipes, kicks with all four legs,

Whats the guy with the blue vest wearing as a bag? Is it a shoulder type bag or a fanny pack? Cuz I like it.

Hit Level 10 and check your war table Ferelden side near the top. Theres a quest for you. You may have to be in Skyhold not sure.

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This joke is the first thing I thought of when I found out someone could romance The Iron Bull

if you go to dragonagekeep.com you can make literally EVERY CHOICE from Dragon Age 1 and 2 that matters, including DLC, then import that world into DA:I

you sure "tell me you got that" was Robocop? I Thought it was Die Hard. Also the shield slam, a few fight scenes and the explosion off the robot at the end was from the Captain America video game.

I saw the 30 thing and was like "ouch... I'm 26....."