I always keep my camera covered, I just say "Xbox sign in as Wes"

Reading through a couple of these... dont actually get whats so creepy, unless i got the wrong experiment.

Dat chassis

That and the network issues. I honestly loved that game, it was a welcome break from all the bullshit CoD was flooding the market with. One of the BIGGEST complains they got was "Lack of K/D" because the dudebros that were killing people instead of DOING THE DAMN OBJECTIVES were crying they couldnt see just how…

So, funny story, my grandmother was an avid gamer *through me* and thought that game looked neat, she somehow got it the day it came out for 30 bucks, I played it for her and we were like "errrgh... this is not a good game." The next day gamestop called me and I had WON some contest I wasnt even aware I was in and the…

I thought that first pic was Phantom from DMC with a chick stapled onto his back.

fucking lost it at "for scrill"

it was well balanced for each "weight" class too. The skinny dudes were fucking ninjas, brink was a good game bogged down by shitty execution and network problems.

Forgot where I saw it, but I remember this story where an 18 year old went to the cops and was like "I've been having sexual feelings for small children, I dont like these feelings but its just how I'm wired, I havent assaulted anyone yet, please lock me up / help me." The authority basically went "Well we cant…

*is black so says nothing...* Seriously though that sketch was great, especially with an actual black female finally in the cast.

Yeah but it works like a "stop" in a telegram. It just means you're done talking til you say "xbox" again.

My girl has a high chance *suuposedly in her family* of twins/triplets. Boys will be Virgil / Dante / Nero *if theres a triplet* Girls will be Alexandra / Megan / Tiffany *ALA the furies*

Ditto, I didnt even know it was a "steam / origin" type client, I always thought it was just like "HEY thanks for playing our games, heres some points for additional DLC!", I play ubisoft games eagerly waiting for it to load to see what DLC i can get with my endless points.

I found the problem, if its connected to xbox live theres a bug / something that screws it up so it stays at 1 - 2 percent for HOURS. Simply cancelled it, disconnected everything from the net and it installed from the disc in like 5 minutes. Guess I'll just do that for all future games.

How long on average does it take for Xbox one games to install? I got Dead Rising 3 and its at like 2 percent after a good hour. Been trying to see if its that fucking slow or if its just me, but no one else got one near me.

*Plays Killzone 2 and 3 to completion, half of Splinter Cell Blacklist, and then tops it off with some head exploding in Fallout 3*

SAAAAALLLY BROWN IS THE GAL FOR ME BOYS

JUST bought enslaved for like 5 bucks for a friend who wanted an "adventure game", I think she'll be really pleased. I loved that game. I also have the urge to put DMC back in and see if I can get even better combo scores.

You mean Megaman.EXE?

Funny enough, it showed the video this time. Double funny, I've seen it already :P