I saw this and thought "Thats great, finally women can be out in the open with it, instead of it being all taboo and "eww she masturbates". Then I read the article and was like "are you fucking serious?"

Shake weight. Teaches you how, and gives you muscles at the same time. Manly.

which hand?

You have pictures of an erection on your computer

first thought as well. I was thinking OH HEY parkour friends, theres gonna be alot of like ninja moves and helping each other, instead they just take zombies to the face, no juking or moving at all. I will also never understand how people get snuck up on when they're that high on adrenaline, not to mention always on…

Kinda disappointed, but its my own fault. Its not what I expected at all. But the review made it look fun enough I'll give it a trial.

That was one of the best made and hardest hitting videos I've ever seen.... I've already played and beat the game and I was still just like ... wow.

who talks like that?

Anyone agree Rob got what was coming to him? He wants to be king, and the first thing he does is piss off a noble by marrying some random field nurse. Then pawning off his marriage to his uncle *i think its his uncle..cousin..whatever*. Sure it was a "bit" overkill, and didnt give him a chance to really go "hey I…

every time I see a different version of this... it makes me laugh hard as hell, thank you sir/madam, I needed this today.

I was actually toying with the idea o getting all 4 horsemen's sigils tattooed once they were revealed, if the games were good enough. nothing as ALL ENCOMPASSING as that back tattoo... looks like fate said no.

Holy shit dude... you know those laughs where you can barely stop before you pass out? I'm currently doing that, trying not to die and fill my lungs with sweet sweet air.

So... consoles eventually destroy the PC? Because right now its a heroes vs big enemy type of thing.

Funny part to me is they never actually tell you to kill anyone... and you can progress all the way to the SWAT response of the level without firing a shot.

I laughed when he said "Pokemon Sapphire"

....is that Sonic Galaxy?

My exact thoughts lol, I was like "is that a duel disk?"

I stopped drinking soda years ago, for health reasons and yada yada yada..... but sweet jesus if they brought back SURGE....

Friend gave me the Clone Wars seasons 1-3 and I'm just like "are...you fucking... serious..." with the amount of shots troopers miss. there was this one episode where the corridor was FILLED with those giant blue super battle droids, like wall to wall, shoulder to shoulder, the clone trooper had a laser MINIGUN going…

Had the genesis, NES, PSone, PS2, and Xbox, but right around the time the 360 came out was when I ... "awoke" as a gamer. Something clicked and I cared about game stories, characters, specs, instead of just as trivial past times. I still have my bracelet from the 360 release party. Condemed, Quake 4, Cameo were my…