Dear ‘Murricans on Jalopnik - please stop being stupid. Can You? Please?

To the estate of Mrs. Sandra Ilene West,

Who needs nitrous, I got V-TEC and it just kicked in YO!

I dunno...

You didn't include this?

Favorite comparison:

What do you get when you smush a Subaru and a Mitsubishi?

Lotus Exige! here's the how and the why:

Looks like the trailer had a few of these on the back. Probably compressed natural gas.