Taught myself to drive stick on the loveseat when I was 15 - I’d still prefer the Civic. 

We saw one last week, it was branded with a company logo on the ass-end. It’s exactly as ugly in person as you’d think. What a dumbass vehicle.

Considering the US lags behind the rest of the world in rehabilitating inmates, maybe we should drop the slave labor. We also unfairly punish lower income people, while higher income folks are often times able to buy their justice when committing crimes. It also doesn’t help that the prison industry has very deep…

Having owned multiple early VW vehicles, I can tell you that air-cooled cars are not a great option anywhere that it regularly gets colder than 32°.

I love this for him.

Damn, it’s a good thing no one’s ever been wrongfully convicted of anything, and that both policing and sentencing are perfectly fair and equitable across all groups at all times. And, of course, that the private prison industry doesn’t set minimum occupancy rules to ensure it has a supply of labor from which to…

You have a fundamental misunderstanding of the prison system, and humanity.

YES - for heaven’s sake!? Are we that old? (Do not answer that). 

Only a Jalopnik editor could mistake Yugoslavia for the former Soviet Union.

is peak modern Jalopnik.  Three words. At least the apostrophe is in the right place.

Can we at least spell Nader correctly?

I propose that no one ever, ever uses the word “nothingburger” ever again.

But then I’d have to live in Ohio. No thanks.

Cry harder, snowflake.

Go feck a goat. And have fun decided if this is a typo or not, since you apparently like that so much :-)

Yup, anyone who paid a premium for one of his sketchy unreliable dysfunctional cars is not too bright. But I know, you condescending cult members just can’t be helped.

Haha, you had to throw little puerile insults at the end, and specially the “beta” crap, spoutet only by people that never even saw what your username means in real life.

Never even owned or driven one I bet.

If you’re going to call others imbeciles, you may want to understand that the worldwide price of a new car is not over $50k. It’s not even north of $50k in the US.

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