It’s relevant a lot.

Do not walk directly into traffic.

Please stop giving attention to idiots.

So the raw chicken is actually way, WAY riskier than the raw egg.

Eric Idle was in the Rutles, so fuck John Cleese. By the way, If Idle needs some cash, he could always tour as a Rutles tribute band.

In the words of Raylan Givens, if you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. You run into assholes all day, you’re the asshole.

Where’s the Sleepy Chicken?

Surprised he made it through the Tide Pods fad.

Homeopathic quantities couldn’t hurt, right?

Some people only learn through experience.

Please do society a favor and eat arsenic, something you shouldn’t do. 

100% she was texting and driving or scrolling Instagram.

I would have wanted to keep that one

People are really victim blaming here.
Even if the trailer was parked in the middle of the live lane, you should be able to stop before driving into it.

So yeah, teen driver move, definitely, but in the teen’s defense..

You can’t park there

Definitely wasn’t playing on her phone....

You guys should have a blast getting deep into this one. There’s bound to be loads of these out there. 

Who eats cereal these days? Traditional cereal brands such as Kellogg’s and Post aren’t doing that great, what makes Snoop think that he’s going to see success in this crowded and shrinking market?

I have never heard anyone refer to bananas Foster and beignets as “soul food.”