“a big backhoe” is gonna be a fuck of a lot more than $100k.

No one knows, and there’s no way to find out.

Now don’t you go bringing facts into this. He hates facts.

He needs to take the couchfucker & Melon Usk with him.

No, it’s a skid steer.

They don’t give a flying fuck about even the appearance of such, just DEI bad.

Let’s get him to Mars ASAP.

No one here sucks musky Leon’s cock more enthusiastically than SpoiledSeafood. 

That guy had suggested that Musk endangered the children and that Musk should kill himself

What a fucking waste of a Civic.

Even in the post-Herb era, Jalopnik doesn’t seem to give a fuck about proofreading or any sort of editing.

“indubitably”?

Learning? What are you, some kinda soshalist?

So true, sadly.

Also, to save time in the morning, they should all shower with their plugged-in toasters. Bathroom breakfast, right?

You’re the kinda guy I hope gets brutally murdered in front of his family.

It’s not like cops ever lie about anything, either.

It’s not like it’s that hard to make another one.

I’m sure it’s due to overzealous & irrelevant autocorrect, but the only way Guam is likely to go in the near future is underwater.