We know, we can see your lips moving in the mirror!

The Soviets? in 2024?

No doubt, and it’s not like convicted rapist Tyson is some great boon to humanity. Ideally, they would have inflicted mutual, completely career-ending injuries to each other.

I’m just disappointed that Tyson didn’t beat him, badly.

At least tell us what the damn car was.

There’s no reason not to name them now, even if they’re long gone. Pissing on a grave is satisfying (imagine what Orange Shitler’s final resting place would smell like if left unguarded).

I can’t specify what it was (thanks to legal proceedings)

Have a ssssssstar!

Damn, man, it’s like you’re in my head right now.

This is the first time I’m hearing (of) the Avalanches, and you’re absolutely spot on.

Nah. Maroon or burgundy, not even oxblood. Brown Volvos (especially of this era) were distinctly BROWN.

But perfectly appropriate for the intellectual age of the Paul bros.

Sounds about white.

Wouldn’t a clapped-out WRX be a more appropriately powered by vape batteries? 

I don’t think she’s a boomer, but a bitter, crusty Xer.

You’re also colorblind, because that isn’t brown.

As we can see in one of the engine bay pictures, the battery is over four years old, so that may be an upcoming maintenance item.

This is definitely not a diesel.

It’s not like we’re gonna see him deported or perp-walked for anything, ever, so I’m going to focus on the possible.