I was wondering the same thing.

Bold of you to assume he could read, let alone pick up that misspelling.

Man, Kinja must have REALLY wanted me to see your response, and thus told me about it a dozen 13 times!

They have more similarities than I’d ever considered.

Can’t get blood from a stone, so bleed those who aren’t.

The guy who owns this should be air b&b’ing the bed of this turd for $300/night. 

*not valid if it’s raining, or sunny, or windy, or while weather of any sort is happening.

It’s real weird to for two people to confidently pontificate

…and later, there will be another SS of an entirely different type.

That’s one way of admitting you didn’t read the whole post.

This has been answered - Ballaban told us that 300 hp is the right amount.

Which passenger is worse: the passenger that pays for first class

Jalopnik sans adblockers might be slightly better than COVID, but not by that much.

So much fun that I won’t even bother visiting this place on my phone.

And now yah really cahn’t get theah from heah.

I’m partial to Mooselookmeguntic Lake.

It likely won’t cover the cost of anyone not directly employed by the municipality even to come out & survey the damage.

What if we’re alcohol now?

He’s clearly an overachiever.

Maybe he was rawdogging Jalopnik like a complete amateur, and thus, wasn’t able to read more than 10% of the post because of all the fucking garbage advertising that blocks content.