You scamp! Get back over to the ‘topian.

I wonder how many people reading now did so in that era. There can’t be many of us left.

My mom’s husband.

whatever happened to that lady who was digging a tunnel labyrinth underneath her house

We’re headed for a kakistocracy, too.

I’d stay away from used couches out of Ohio, too.

What, you don’t buy “I can still get some parts for my 1978 Ford E-150 from the dealer, and the rest from the aftermarket” as an utterly convincing argument that Consumer Reports is a puppet of Toyota & Honda? (and from a guy who holds up the VW Vanagon & 1980s Audi as paragons of reliabilty, no less)

*toxic herb

Nah, we’ll just fly a little low right over Johannesburg & pitch him out. No need to waste any effort incarcerating & feeding him for any amount of time.

Ranko Veslinovic, I would suggest that you eat my entire ass.

Do you think the herb pays for real quality writing?

It’s always some certain race

Sounds like someone’s never known how much fun it can be to “date” a girl who makes a LOT of bad decisions.

You’re a guy who hit on a lesbian & is still bitter about being turned down, aren’t you?

The neat thing about heritage is that we can choose to divorce ourselves from it.

100%.

An idea man! Practical, economical, offering constructive criticism & alternate paths. I like where you’re going with this.

She’s not naked, she’s clearly wearing heels!

At what point under the herb’s direction has there been any indication that the powers that be give even the tiniest of fucks about our experience?

Yes