It’s really not. This isn’t hundreds of miles from the next closest station - it’s 36 miles to Needles, CA - and if you can’t swing an extra $20-25 for a few gallons to get you to a place that is only charging $5.50, maybe you shouldn’t be out here fucking around in the first place.

Just badly lost, off-season snowmobilers:

Aside from taxi usage, I wonder how many Prii are out there racking up crazy miles.

Thanks Obama!

It’s not price gouging if that’s your standard pricing, as opposed to the scumbags who jack up prices in the event of an emergency.

The Brown Note!

Is there some way to send Jalopnik writers to some basic engineering classes or something? You know, to help with NOT republishing stuff like this?

Hey Andy, how about taking out the trash?

They’d prefer the 19th century, pre-civil war.

He’s probably frustrated that GM won’t share the collected data so that the state can weaponize it.

I believe Austria run 4 to 5 cars long bus

“Companies are using invasive technology to violate the rights of our citizens in unthinkable ways,” Paxton said in a statement.

Always-illuminated instrument panels are at least partially to blame for this, I think. Make it so that the dash isn’t lit unless headlights are fully ON, and I bet you’d see less of this idiocy.

Screen name checks out.

Here I sit, buns a-flexin’,

♪♫ C is for Cracker, it’s accurate for meee...♫ 

Cocaine & Viagra speedballs!

https://jagsthatrun.com/collections/jaguar-v8-parts/products/jaguar-v-8-conversion-manual

Kinda on brand for a guy with that last name.