woof down

That’s clearly Brian White.

I feel worse for whoever found her - and had to clean up the scene - than I do for the victim of this self-inflicted, easily avoided, very stupid death.

the “overnight airport madness” is real

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The former president seemingly conflated Willie Brown with former California governor Jerry Brown as if he had the current president’s cognitive ability.

some people are safe to drive when they’re drunk

doner

This looks like shit.

Maybe your office mates just don’t like contractions.

Someone always shits in the punchbowl.

especially with a trained and capable driver

Proof that the best off-roader is a vehicle that you give zero shits about.

Do us all a favor. Go sit in your car, in your garage with the doors closed. (You’re not too poor to have a garage, are you?) Start that fucker up, roll down your windows, and just take a nice nap. Feel free to jerk off to your orange fuhrer if that helps you drift off faster.

He’s a total clown.

He’s the reason people put those plastic slipcovers on couches.

“Jake’s CTE” would be a more appropriate screen name. You’ve clearly suffered repeated, severe head injuries that result in the drivel you post here.

He could have stopped at

There are now 16 17 of these lunatics.