He could have stopped at

There are now 16 17 of these lunatics.

The exhaust vents into the cabin. You’ll sleep like a log.

Killing from Davy Jones’s locker, more than a century later!

What says “I’m a rebel, a loner, a free-thinker” better than slavish adoption of a corporate logo all over your shit, just like thousands of similarly-minded sheep tough guys?

This is behavior that should outnumber mass shootings, by an order of magnitude if necessary.

99%, give or take a point.

Well just lookithat, would ya? Decades of a lifestyle & accessories company cosplaying as motorcycle manufacturer might now be coming back to bite them in the ass.

“woke” = everything single fucking thing these assholes dislike or don’t understand.

they’ll be hit by an unexplained burst of critical thinking skills

Sure, none of them has education passed high school, but they all are really nice, sweet people.

Did we really need a second dump of Morning Shi(f)t?

You’re asking for journalism, which doesn’t happen here.

Some weirdos are hairshirt enthusiasts. I knew a guy who put 400K miles on a ‘79 Plymouth Colt in 10 years.

former president

This is the kind of joint that Car Talk’s estimable Tom & Ray Magliozzi ran, pre-radio fame, in Cambridge, MA (before adding a full-service side) in the early ‘70s.

hmmm, bone spurs... President Shitler, is this your Kinja burner?

It looks like some dumb fun, but it doesn’t seem like quite enough floaty-tire for proper fucking around in a swamp.