The commenter who suggested that is definitely a troll.

If you’ve been hanging around here for the last couple of years, you’d know that’s not a given, especially with certain contributors.

Lack of a title is the very last on the long list of reasons to reject this steaming turd.

Excellent screen name!

Yep, it was tacky garbage the first time around.

Driver’s head is down, face in phone, thus you can see top of their head - the part in their hair.

No matter how hard you fellate Elon here, he’s never going to notice you.

But please, please have better aim than Thomas Crooks did!

The glitch that auto-redirects to The Root is back, at least on desktop.

Settle down, grandpa, or I’m crushing up a few more Xanax in your Metamucil than usual.

Anyone who would ruin this with a 350 deserves to be pinned down nude atop a nest of fire ants.

Stupidity is an infinite resource. If it could be used as an energy source, we’d never need to extract another drop of oil or smash another atom.

You can’t lie if you live in a world without truth.

while we were at the local store, I saw 6 different people walking through the aisles with dogs on leashes

The parents of said foul offspring should generally also be caged, or at least physically separated from the rest of us.

Big Train, you say?

books

Always read the source story:

There’s one way of saying you’re too stupid to understand colloquial English.

Yeah, but how much should I care that these useless fucking twats (I know, they’re TikTokkers, so that’s redundant) snap their necks in flight?