And the 16 y.o. is deeply embarrassed by this, too.

Send it to a police auction and let it do some good for the community

You would think by now his license and registration would be suspended.

No one wants more of your shitty band.

I hope you meant this to be as filthy as I read it.

Old habits die hard, and NPoND is still worth checking in for.

Get back with your wife.

we all know Jalopnik is owned by morons

That’s a very generous description.

If she showed off her comedic chops, well, it wouldn’t exactly be a predictable drama, now would it?

The 850 is gone, the last day in my possession

Mea culpa.

I’d bet a few former or current car salesmen visited the Capitol on Jan. 6.

Someone needs to get Bob out of the greys, even if he’s not regaling us with tales of his BMW 850.

“summons” is a single noun, and “summonses” is indeed the correct plural, you Tolkien nerd.

ah yes, those hip internet “acronyms” that have been around for 20+ years. Really cutting edge stuff.

I wish I could take credit for it, but I’ll settle for helping spread it around.

That would generate fewer comments.

This place is the right context for a lot of doo doo.