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Jalopnik by no measure counts as “the news media”. They’re mostly a regurgitator at best.

Hard to count that as a win, when they could just as easily run a functioning group of sites & pay for actual editors. In fact, operating a place where people want to participate in something other than rightly shitting all over the ownership might even be more profitable!

I think it’s mostly people who want to hate on a very successful fat black woman.

Call it the Fuck Train!

Yes, so he’s been leaking filth all over the place, desperately trying to get attention anyplace that still has comments.

Can someone take out the smooth-brained trash, please?

100 mL.

How can you tell? I can’t even see his wife in that picture.

His wife chose to be with him. She clearly fucking sucks here, too.

As always, fuck you very much, Teddy Cancun.

Unbunch those panties, you fucking clown who stars his own posts.

C’mon, man, the Carrbot AI is still being honed.

That’s not nearly as effective. Far too slow (but definitely would make for some dramatic photos). We want fully mechanized clear cuts, not selective thinning using draft animals for lowest impact on the forest floor.

Depends on who you’re asking.

Fly a bunch of drones around the ship & then drop a bunch of pamphlets congratulating them on being fully vaxchipped for 5G & Bill Gates’ direct neural controls. Sit back & watch the fun.

We should be fine.

Brownell’s takes almost always suck, but I like that he’s willing to fight in the comments.

Tesla stans like him rarely possess a sense of humor about anything Tesla-related.

Sure, except her take sucks - dill is a great herb. The gaping asshole Jim Spanfeller is a toxic herb.