Muskholes

That’s your takeaway? If you come here expecting accuracy, that’s entirely on your stupid fucking ass at this point.

I’m surprised Florida isn’t on that list of states, given that they’re run by one of the biggest dipshit governors in the country.

You slurp cop dick almost as hard as you fellate Elon.

Would it be crazy to say that serving in the military should disqualify you from being a cop?

That seems wildly appropriate for all southern states.

That’s exactly what I’d expect from a Charger with 20K rental miles on it.

She’ll never make a country album that can hold a candle to the brilliance that is Ween’s 12 Golden Country Greats.

It does, unfortunately.

You can’t violin with your penis.

You don’t have a point, other than being annoyed about no free peanuts. You’re not getting booted off a plane for bringing your own, so if you’re unwilling to do that, go fuck yourself.

You won’t be missed.

Wait, you think we’re going to PAY to comment on garbage like what you’ve been cranking out for a few years? And they say broads don’t have a sense of humor.

Bring your own, dummy.

The guy who says “maybe you should consider NOT risking other people’s lives” gets no stars and the guy who says “fuck ‘em” gets 5.

Accuracy is optional here at Jim Spanfeller’s Jalopnik.

Thanks for confirming that you know nothing about what the movie was actually going to be like.

We all know that Jalopnik comment sections are a Tsunami of pedantry.

Yeah, he’s an unfunny moron. (See: KCS’s entire comment history)