TIL Manitoba drivers are all Massholes.

That’s one way of telling us you don’t understand the meaning of malicious compliance.

Yawn.

Your wife sounds cool.

It’s a sign that you’re camping in the passing lane, and it’s absolutely not rude. Many vehicles even have a “flash to pass” function built into the turn signal stalk so we can (hopefully) wake up left lane Karens like you.

Who gives a shit? It’s the day after Xmas, and this is the herbs’ Jalopnik now - a complete fucking clown show.

No, “pork” is what I’ve been doing to your wife.

StalePhish drinks the Tesla Kool-aid, and stans for Musk here constantly.

Would you expect more from a place that keeps “writers” like Kylie Cheung on the payroll?

He’ll never suffer in any way commensurate with the stupendous idiocy of his choices, unlike the rest of us. Even his worst decisions will fuck over many, many others far harder than they’ll impact him.

What a surprise that this happened in a state that lets minors drink in bars & restaurants if they’re accompanied by a parent. Gee, who could imagine that would set a dangerous precedent!

Seizing the assets of someone *after* they’ve been convicted of a crime is entirely different from civil asset forfeiture, and is what the OP proposed.

Dude probably clocks more miles drunk than sober, if he’s managed to get nailed 5 times.

Lone Skum will always make the worst, most destructive choice when presented with more than one option.

Your anecdote is not data, and is specific to no one but you. Surprisingly*, not all divorces can be resolved the same way.

You must be one of the stupidest commenters here.

It’s for partying, but not for drinking.

Montana does emulate Texas in some of its utterly worst ways.

I’ve seen them all over the US.

She has not been editor since originally leaving Jalopnik.