That’s a troll account, there’s zero good faith engagement to be had with that fucking clown.

Feel free to shoot yourself in the face, the sooner the better.

I don’t really give a shit that an elderly ex-Marine is annoyed at me online. Oh hey, look, I capitalized “Marine”, too. How about that? And I don’t even eat crayons!

With rabies, ideally.

1.5PSI Low in the left rear. Should have used a digital gauge

To be fair (/insert Letterkenny gif here), 20 years since your last Butterfinger is a damn long time. If you were a kid then, that might be part of it - kids don’t exactly have discerning palates. I can’t stomach much of the treats & snacks I found irresistible as a kid.

Make MSG great again

While the crayon joke may be pretty new, I’m a civilian familiar with a hell of a lot more “Marines are dumb” joke variations than any other single branch of the military. Jarheads were by far the most targeted by branch-specific jokes when I was of recruitment age, in the late ‘80s. (I grew up in a place where more…

What a loser, just like most gun-humpers.

eh, I’ll give you s’mores, but they’re still pretty low on my list. Setting the marshmallow on fire has always been my favorite part of that dessert, by far.

She could have taken the third option, doing us all a favor & eating a bullet before any of this happened.

Aw, are you just mad because the white vigilante cunt is going to jail?

She used the passive voice, so she’s obviously not to blame here!

The involvement of marshmallows in always a net negative (just like raisins!); in this case, I’m not convinced that makes one whit of difference.

Gotta get some extra traffic on old content somehow, even if it’s just accidental clicking because there are so many goddamn links!

Only a good guy with a cinderblock can stop a bad guy with a cinderblock! If we outlaw cinderblocks, only criminals will have cinderblocks! Think of the children!

Don’t encourage that idiot’s band spam, they suck.

Dino, you would be one of the first to call a crime victim an accuser

and children are monsters!

You’re garbage.