Unless it was out of a catapult and into the Grand Canyon, not good enough.

Hades and Satan don't even want him.

It’s been a state holiday in Texas for 40 years and a ceremonial holiday in a dozen more for ages

Not only is she a citizen, but Trump used chain migration, the thing that he’s always complaining about, to get her parents citizenship. 

Hitler was a kid ... Saddam was a kid ... Kim Dung-Hill (wait ... that’s not right) was a kid ... so there ain’t nothing wrong with hoping a kid fucks off

She gets a pass as she’s Trump’s property. Although, you’ll could probably haul Trump in for import tax evasion.

I have been trying to avoid the news this week to just take a break from my head exploding(I live downtown and between the sirens and helicopters...I just realized I needed a detox from the constant news updates), but I’ve still been reading the paper and coming on here and this quote is just so...shameful. I know he…

Love what she’s done with that room. It looks like a funeral home in Slovenia.

Trump has done so much for the blacks. Such as drawing attention to the end of slavery, which nobody knew about.

Is she a naturalized citizen? Because while we can’t do anything about Trump, I would have no problem with her ass getting deported.

$5 says he will still get his pension. 

Fired for murder? Imagine being able to fail upwards even when you a violent felony.

Not even nearly fucking enough. These pieces of shit barged into a sleeping couple’s home at 1 in the fucking morning, with a no-knock warrant obtained under flimsy pretenses. I just wish Taylor’s boyfriend had better aim; the world would be a better place if he had killed each one of these motherfuckers before they…

I must confess that all seeing all these photos of former police officers in prison jumpsuits makes me want to say....

I worked at a school, not a private school, with a strong commitment to “diversity” where leadership went out of their way to excuse and minimize racist comments made by white employees and families. “Oh they didn’t mean anything by that,” “it was just a joke,” and “you shouldn’t assume the worst intentions.” When…

It is complete bullshit that the black girl had to apologize to the crying white girl.

I think the issue is most people see these incidents as other-wordly... Eg cop kills black guy? Then “well I wouldn’t kill a black guy so therefore I am not racist... I even have a black friend...”

Meghan McCain works perfectly here too, down to the performative LGBT support (performative because you can’t support LGBT people AND be married to a homo+transphobia propaganda peddler)

You clearly only know the sanitized “self-designed” biography of Edison and not the full, REAL history of the man. The sum total of his ‘contributions’ to humanity can be listed thusly: intellectual-labor camps, patent trolling, and subverting better technologies for personal gain. Edison invented nothing. He paid…

“Look it up....Edison was a dick!”