Hell, you don’t go back in while the arsonist is busy lobbing molotov cocktails in through the windows.

Dr. Oz referred to schools as “a very appetizing opportunity” for the United States to get “our mojo back.”

How bout the govt gets the testing/ppe situatuion worked oulike other industrialized nations before we discuss opening anything up?

Or the ceramic casserole dish I set on the stove, not realizing a burner was on low underneath it, until it cracked in half.

Federal prosecutors (reported in 2012) have a 93% conviction rate.  So yes, they do lose cases, just not like everyone else.  These two are absolutely going to be found guilty of something.

I know wall paper has periodic resurgences in popularity, but that pink bathroom paisley needs to be taken out back and shot.

Any word on crime hat? (Too soon?)

Aunt Becky walking into a courthouse looking like she’s aged ten years while her airhead daughter pretends to luxuriate without a care in the world is like the epilogue montage from a John Waters movie.

I guess you go with what you’ve got, but there’s no way in Hell that Aunt Becky and hubby can allege they’re not guilty of Honest Services Fraud.

That might be true, but it’s not why most of her critics want to tell her to go fuck herself and then slap her unconscious. Fuck her. Fuck her for selling this pseudoscientific and often-fucking-dangerous garbage, fuck her for not using her “platform” and “voice” to fucking actually educate people or turn over the mic…

Adjacent to this is his notable lack of work to prepare anyone else to take over the movement-it’s been the Bernie show from day one, and he’s given no indication that he wants anyone else on center stage. These are not new criticisms, and realistically I think if he wanted to get his agenda into the White house, he…

Exactly.

C’mon. He didn’t just avoid singing their parties praises, he was actively antagonistic.

I’ll give 10$ to someone who can describe (off the dome) a specific platform that Joe Biden has. 

“and his tendency to avoid certain niceties—singing the Democratic party’s praises, buttering up the press—made him an abrasive figure for some”

I do hope the Biden and Sanders campaign work together to mobilize progressive voters. Biden is...not even near my top 3 choices...but this is what we have and he needs to run on a better platform than “I am not Donald Trump”

It’s good that he’s finally getting out. I’m not sure why he waited until after Wisconsin voters were forced to stand in line during a pandemic primary or, for that matter, the voters of the St. Patrick’s Day primaries. I mean, it’s not like he and Biden have been actively campaigning for the last two or three weeks—wh…

Many still unfairly hold Sanders accountable for Clinton’s defeat in 2016, and his tendency to avoid certain niceties—singing the Democratic party’s praises, buttering up the press—made him an abrasive figure for some.

It’s disgusting to hear Biden thank Sanders for challenging the Powers That Be when Biden himself represents those same Powers That Be in so many ways. I was always in Elizabeth Warren’s camp but am more saddened than ever that I have to vote for this person who has done practically nothing to further social progress…

This primary has sucked. There seemed to be a real chance to either have some combination of (1) the emergence of a real progressive candidate enthusiastically pursuing a real progressive platform, (2) the emergence of a youngish leader for the party moving forward or (3) the emergence of a candidate reflective of the…