You caught me! 

Nah, I wish I worked for Birdies. I’m also not trolling. I made the name “JusticeforBirdies” as a joke because 1. This is a burner account and 2. I never comment on articles. But you are entitled to believe whatever you want. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Feeling very attacked right now because I’m wearing these exact pair of shoes at work currently. I wear them every single day to work because it feels like I’m walking on a cloud, and no one can tell that I’m wearing slippers. The shoes have also gotten wet once before, and they survived. Birdies are more durable than…