It’s Golf Benetton.

@Prismatist

Is that rear spoiler adjustable? Cause I really hate it when my beer slides of at a tailgate party.

It’s almost a Fiat (read: Abarth) with fake MOMO steering wheel. And it has east bloc winter in it’s genes.
What else do you need in NY?! Perfect.

I read the title and went “Why??”...

I see generalization is your strong point.

Except... you know, rain.

Inspired by Stop the douchebag project. (StopXam).

Masonryis a joke.

There’s ”Make America Great Again” hidden somewhere in the first sentence.

It’s spelled “bimmer”. Pronunciation ≠ spelling.

Maybe it’s for people with disabilities, who can’t reach central console?

YES!!

Ah, Florida... comic relief of the USA.

Don’t forget that Russia is a big market. So is Arabian peninsula.

Should come with zoot suit.

Even North Korean diplomats think this is a bit pricey.

Stick to the cars. Please. You are embarrassing yourself.

Poor Phillip... I hope he never needs a police assiscantce. Or get pulled over by an Austin cop...

Not so brilliant, Justin.
German word for gasoline is “Benzin”, Italian word is “benzina”, in Russian its “benzin”, etc… See the problem?