Goddamit. The headline gave me a rush, thinking Bill Cobbs and Tom Everett Scott had gotten together for a session. Then, turns out it's just hipsters. I'm so furious I can't see straight.

Is it possible nobody at Comedy Central knows a cartoon can be funny AND well-drawn? There are some that Warner Bros. made in the '40s and '50s they should take a look at.

How close to it have you been? Because I would have agreed with you 100%, right up until my sainted dad died at 58. Sounds stupid, but talking—emphatically, because he was a sweetheart and everybody he knew loved him—about celebrating his life made it a little bit easier for everyone to get through the service.

It says this was sourced from paid obituaries, not what people say. But yeah, I've lived in Cleveland, Columbus and Cincinnati and "went home" is a head scratcher. Most people I've known say "passed away" or "died."

Yeah, it's flattering they thought a group of newbs could handle it, but the Hunley, maybe, should have been saved for an early round on the Tournament of Champions.

The (Nearly) Departed

I was 17! Sit down, junior.

What's on Tonight Thread Point of Order!
Despite its wide-spread popularity, Die Hard is not a "Christmas movie."

"Bananas is a yella snack that monkeys like."

Alternatively, maybe because 19-year-old Carrie Fisher was not a great actress.

That was 23 years ago! The song came out just 18 years before that. I second "underplayed."

Any fans of transgressive '70s sitcoms here? Because Agent Smith was Katherine Helmond's ex-con boyfriend Dutch on Soap!

How about? That's the most likely scenario. Unlike many, I don't expect the Nolans to see my comments and say, "Well, shit. We need to re-do a buncha shit again."

Cool. I don't go looking for theorizing if I can help it. Guaranteed disappointment in that direction.

Yep, spotted him right off. I want a direct connection, too. Has anyone conjectured the man in black might actually be Richard Benjamin's character?

Judge John Hodgman!

If they go with another Parks alum, I'd prefer Retta. Although Billy Eichner would make a good supreme being.

So…

Huh. Never once in seven seasons did Frank Rossitano wear a cap that said "OFF TOPIC." Seems like it would have been a natural.

Well I'm JustGoodSense
In the Club AV
Makin' firsty first first
Stayin' canceraids free!