Was strongly tempted to stop reading at the word "problematic." Continued anyway. Convinced to follow instincts.

Targaryen's 7

Yes, literally everyone everywhere. That's why we're here, trying to get the taste out of our mouths for a few minutes. But, hey, thanks for dragging it in with you.

No way. Cincinnati gives zero shits what I or anyone else thinks of it. That groundless arrogance is what gives it its "charm." If a douchbro could be a municipality, it would be Cincinnati. If you ever wanted to see a spot on a map swing its dick, go there.

It only works two-thirds of the time in Ohio. Literally the worst thing about Cleveland and Columbus is the fact they're surrounded by Ohio. The worst thing about Cincinnati is, it's fucking Cincinnati.

I actually agree—Davy Sea is the best.

Real talk, though. Without a maester, isn't Castle Black in fact cut off from the RavenNet? It's possible no other Brother knows how to dispatch them. So they send a rider to Winterfell instead, and as long as they're going, take the subject of the message with them.

A better hype man.

*dog tilts head*

Right. His pen name is just Derf.

Without bothering to look it up, I'd guess it's a one-off sketch or backstage bit from The Muppet Show. Like maybe Piggy got involved in a motorcycle club to make Kermit worry or whatnot?

You trick one of them into hitting your fist, sending it swinging around to knock the other guy on the head; coincident with such action you slap the first guy so hard his hat flies off. I.e., "The Moe."

"Entertaining" is one word for it. "Unsportsmanlike" and "Off-putting-AF" are other ones.

I sure do like pumpkins.

Yep. Literally the first person on-screen. But you can't tell that to someone trying to be a five-years-after-the-fact Comic Book Guy who "rage quit" a movie that's not really that bad.

Brooklyn Nine-Nine or The Good Place, I hope.

Here's the episode:

When Johnson introduced Katy Perry and that parody act came out instead, I was taken aback, but it was hilarious.

Pretty clearly, but apparently not as clearly as you'd think.

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