WRONG.

Michael was just the mild-mannered eye of a weird, loud hurricane, I guess. But then, I'm positive Michael himself is an old Will Forte Weekend Update character.

What would've been the icing on the cake: if she'd knelt down and whispered in his ear, "And I'm over 50."

Yeah, it means that now because people kept using it wrong. Stand against the storm, Dowd—a bajillion wrongs don't make a definition.

As soon as I saw the category I yelled, "Maurice Richard!" in a French accent. WHERE MY "THE SWEATER" PEEPS AT!?

HEY, football sidebar in the Jeopardy! thread—CAN IT!

It was a case of this going on in her head: "SaythenameofanovelthatstartswithENOWNOWNOW!"

DON'T YOU DIE ON ME!!!

And "Mending Wall" is another: "Good fences make good neighbors." Almost everyone takes that at face value, when the point of the poem is mocking the very idea.

Fastest Finger was also bullshit. BULLSHITBULLSHITBULLSHIT
AAAAAARRRGH

God, I miss that layout.

Or, more charitably, Pixar's Geri, of Geri's Game and the toy doctor from Toy Story 2.

I AM THE UNDERMINER!

So what you're saying is, you've never seen a Pixar movie. You really should, though. I recommend The Incredibles.

Nevada = silver is embedded in my mind because I watched season two of Deadwood. (The whore killer Wolcott had come to Deadwood from Hearst's mine at the Comstock Lode.)

As long as they hire Bill Cobbs for Mr. Nancy, I'm good.

I mean, is "Shift-Option-right bracket" so hard to remember? No. Drives me crazy.

Headline apostrophes are upside down.

Yep. Good choice.

I'd be happy with any jazz trio. Penn & Teller's house musician Mike Jones and his band would be a good choice.