It’s very bad satire that instead of projecting cleverness, projects stupidity.

Every 90's kid with a good childhood reading this article like:

Step 1: Don’t get hit by a car.

I’d buy one!

All things considered

Talk to the audience?!

Once I was really, really bored, reading through some obscure abandoned websites.

“Went from a negative to a positive” - Biggie Smalls

Trump is succeeding on this one, but the editorial policy of the platform requires them to bash him.

If he gets lit up in two weeks and everyone starts saying he sucks, bloggers like you will be celebrating when he dies on his way to his home planet.

Don’t worry it will come out of your paycheck.

Put it in a brown wagon...emperor for LIFE!

My dad put an end to all family vacations 14 years ago. He’d make the threat that “this is the last vacation we ever take as a family” during every vacation we ever took and no one ever thought he’d ever follow through with it. Used to think he was an asshole for putting an end to it, but I get it now. We used to take…

He signed the waiver. I feel for him, but he signed the waiver, which exists to prevent this kind of guy from suing and ruining it for everyone.

I buy Fiji water by the crate, take one sip per bottle, then dump the rest down the drain and imagine the tears of the native Fijians who are losing their water supply as it gets shipped across the world for no apparent reason. Mmmm!

I am an Arrowhead and Deeprock fan. Aquafina and Dasani are horrible. Look at their ph levels. Cheap poor quality water.

Arrowhead owns all your waters!

It’s quite simply the best movie ever made. /very biased

Jackie Gleason was the movie! This was a coworker’s granddad’s favorite movie. Sometimes we quote (often paraphrase) lines from the movie all day long and laugh every time.