No, I think it’s us Jalops who are out of touch with the American car market. Most Americans just want a lifted overweight hatchback to haul around their girth and their 2.5 kids because getting a minivan is too embarrassing. And some Americans want a pickup truck for the one time they need to get some mulch from…

Well actually...

When I hear “I want my money to work for me” I see someone setting themselves up to fall, and fall hard.

Not really. You can still get a barebones Nissan Versa or Chevy Spark for $10-12k. It’s just that nobody wants a barebones car anymore.

I don’t see most people needing a car that can do 0-60 in under 3 seconds.

Is this really that much better than a Golf wagon that’s half the price? It’s bigger, sure, but the inside doesn’t look all that fancy.

Dammit! In my deliberate use of the street vernacular, I should have replaced that “s” with a “z.”

Well, if it were some white guy with an illegal junkyard or a jabroni violating his HOA bylaws by parking a tank in front of his house we’d have already started a gofundme for them.

M Parallels > All other wheels

That’s corporate policy, don’t be a dick about it. If you truly don’t need help, just buy your shit online or do an online pick up in store order.

They enter everything into the computer, even if it’s a maintenance item that is consistent across the vehicle. The person working with you has NO idea if the wiper is the same on all models / trims / variations of your particular vehicle.

Gawker bloggers are prohibited from mentioning the illegal status of illegal immigrants who kill someone (or someones) that would otherwise not be dead if said illegal immigrant were not here illegally.

“My name is KIIIIIICKKKKKKKK, KICK ROCKKKKSSS. I love that song too.”

I was watching this game live on espn yesterday and I was really pleased that they decided not to show any replays or close ups of the injury. The thing that immediately crossed my mind was how long it would take deadspin to post still images of the bone actually breaking.

I don’t know if it’s about being sick, but rather respect to the athlete. I am a normal person and I sure as hell wouldn’t want photos of a gruesome injury I suffered plastered all over the internet (not to imply the photographer did anything wrong).

This needs to be posted more often here

Problem with used cars is that we need people to buy them new first.

Not blaming WV just the people who say Hey I want that bring it here! or I’d buy one if they brought it over... When they actually are brought over, those people just vanish.

Everyone said what a great little sporty car this is. I’d buy one!! Too bad we can’t have one here in the US until Ford actually brought them here in four door form Hurrah!!

A Golf GTi is very far from boring to drive. Very very very far.