I may be in the minority, but I actually like how the new accord front looks. If I was in the market for a new mid size sedan, the accord would certainly be on my shortlist.

To be fair, the second paragraph was long and had a lot of big words in it.

“C’mon. C’mon. This is not ever actually going to happen. You know it isn’t!”

Good, normal people buy the Leaf.

For a website that tends to bemoan the lack of generally cheap, honest transportation, it would seem obvious why these would sell. Even if they’re not particularly pretty.

This is what you get from fan feedback:

“A trunk full of coke, rental car from Avis.”

“I remember when I couldn’t afford a Ford Escort”

“But while y’all washing, watch him / He gone make it to a Benz out of that Datson”

And I had no problem with the first three articles. Now it just feels like they’re TRYING to make this kid suicidal.

“See him on TV / Any given Sunday / win the Super Bowl / and drive off in a Hyundai”

“What you think I rap for to push a fuckin Rav4?!”

“Mayonnaise colored Benz / I push Miracle Whips”

I’m starting to think Deadspin is part of the problem. Quit with the constant updates with nothing new about how much he sucks. That’s not cool, and it’s kind of going too far at this point.

Brad Lidge should get into the Hall. I mean, the extent to which Pujols absolutely destroyed him deserves to go down in history.

I love Vladimir Guerrero. Free swinger. No batting gloves. Arm canon. Punk rock pine tar helmet. Russian-Latino hybrid name. Absolutely my favourite baseball player of all time.

Awful. And at the time, no one liked it. They only sold 175,000 of them.

Now I want the medical droids to be redubbed by Zoidberg!

I hate the new RX. It’s got too many lines and creases. It looks sharp. Like it will cut me, same for the NX.

Honestly, that looks better than what they have going now. I know Lexus can make something more reserved that is not as crazy as the spindle grill.