This problem sums up what its like to cater to car enthusiast - in that, we like a lot of things but we don’t buy them.

Not cool. Just stupid.

• Street racing; dangerous, stupid, irresponsible

Heh. . . I buy whatever Android strikes my fancy and keep it until it’s unusable. I’ve learned to keep to LG phones; everything else has had some horrible breakdown before the contract was up.

Nah, this is Frank Grimes shit.

James Bond buys new cars, unlike the rest of you cheapskates.

The transmission in your 2002 xc70 is extremely fragile. Go easy on it.

Give them a wide berth. Try to breathe deeply. Resist the urge to be vindictive. You can’t change patterned behavior from where you’re sitting. I mean, not legally at least.

I left this comment earlier, on the original Jalopnik article (with the same inflammatory freak-out language you’re deriding here):

But none of those other cars say ‘Maserati’ on them, and you can tell your friends/colleagues that you ‘drive a Maserati’ and ‘Maserati’ sounds WAY cooler right now than ‘BMW’ or ‘Audi’ or even ‘Mercedes’.

But what’s it like to drive?

E38 FTW. Just look at it. Last of the classic BMW design language.

The headlights on the pre-facelift sedan were weird looking. It was definitely a step forward on the sedan.

This is a legitimate complaint. It’s one of the few things I dislike about my (current model) Porsche. Roll down the window at a drive-through window on a rainy day, and a river of rainwater pours into the cabin, right down onto the switch assembly that opens the front and rear trunks.

when I worked at Lexus we had a customer come in complaining about an oil leak on his LS 460 when the model first came out. He had the same routine every morning he would pull out of his driveway. check see the cleanliness of his driveway, go to work come home, and by morning time there was a puddle of oil. management…

Tom, Jalopnik already published an article on this, barely six months ago...

First, buy new wagons. Send the message to the automakers that there is indeed an American desire for longroofs. The more new wagons they sell, the better they can make the case of bringing over some other choices.

Gotta love Cam. He's hilarious!

Years ago I bought a ‘64 Ford truck off a “buy-here-pay-here” lot. It was a uni-body, and I don’t think they knew what they had. Anyway...I learned two things; 24% interest is A LOT and thuggery is not a bad way to do business. I was 19 when I bought truck, no credit, full time student, no real job. After the…

There’s something about trying to separate the two sides of Floyd that doesn’t sit well with me and others. Yeah, one of the of the best boxers ever, but it’s hard to want to celebrate the career of an unapologetic monster. Hell, even when people write about the historical Ty Cobb, they’ll throw in lines like “He was…