Are you clear that this is missing the paragraphs discussing how none of this changes the fact that he likes to beat the shit out of women? Or was there no way to sneak that tidbit in the 6,000 word blowjob above?

Hasn’t Deadspin been ripping ESPN all week for their in-depth coverage of an all-around disgusting person and serial woman beater?? And here in a god-knows-how-many-words profile we get nothing! GO JOURNALISM!

I'd pick this over a Maxima.

If your car shuts off in the middle of the highway, it’s a safety issue similar to the GM ignition recall.

I say without hyperbole that Stephen A. Smith is a coward and a whore for shilling for Mayweather. He’s an embarrassment to his profession and should be removed from his job. However that won’t happen because ESPN is a network of whores as well, so birds of a feather I suppose.

Millennials are not buying new cars! mommy and daddy are buying new cars for them.

So, the headline should really be:

I’ve got to side with Randomocticon. I know a MB master tech that would ram his boot up your ass if he ever saw the half assed way you fix cars, you have no foundation to criticize from. I’ve also spent hours talking with him about MB design deficiencies, they are not cars for people that lack the funds or…

Yeah, I thought it was going to be a Tavarish article warning about Tavarish. Tavarishception.

My guess is this is easily beaten and the NBA continues to get to pat itself on the back for being the most PED-free league, even though the odds are extremely high that many of these guys are putting stuff into their bodies to enhance their performance.

Seriously, the Homer.

If they don't name it the Homer, I will be very sad.

Same fuck up of a shifter design Chrysler is using.... dumb dumb dumb

I was just thinking the same thing. I read/listen to most of Leslie's posts and have come to the conclusion that I am an outsider who just doesn't understand current rap...

Wait a minute. Same car:

HOLY SCHNIKEY!

Tavarish, for once put your money where your mouth is! I guarantee you 100% you will lose a lot of money on this flip, but at least you are likely to have a year's worth of material to write about! Kinda like Doug and his Ferrari, only worse, a lot worse actually.

The airbags did NOT Deploy!!!